26 May 2006

Warning!

The following labels appear on products. Reading may result in concern for the human race.

Is there another way?
Dial soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Your kid has bigger problems…
Triaminic cough syrup for children
Avoid alcoholic beverages while taking this product. Use caution when driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery. If you are pregnant or nursing a baby, seek the advice of a health professional.

Maximum security
Carsaver car lock Lock may not prevent starting or moving of car when lock is in place.

The possibilities are finite!
Q-Tips cotton swabs
Description: For various uses. Directions: If used to clean ear, swab lightly around outside of ear. Do not put inside ear canal. Warning: Use only as directed.

Sounds like my Uncle Lou
Pokémon stuffed animal: Koffing
Because Koffing stores several kinds of gasses in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.

No shit
Ex-Lax Laxative Pills
Consult a doctor and stop taking laxative if rectal bleeding occurs because it may be due to a serious condition.

Even after I heat them?
Hot Pockets microwave croissants
Caution: Products will be hot.

But I want hairy lungs!
Rogaine Hair Re-Growth Treatment
For external use only.

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