24 March 2006

The Golf Ball Toss

It Came from the Third Grade…Pranks so juvenile, they’re funny all over again!

Setup: Stand about 10 feet from a Platoon Sgt. and toss and catch a golf ball in one hand. In your other hand, conceal a wet sheet of white paper wadded up to approximately the size and shape of the golf ball.

Execution: Tell your good ole Plt Sgt. you’re going to toss the ball at his head. Then rear back and chuck the paper wad. Laugh as he ducks and shrieks like a 12-year-old girl at a Ashley Simpson concert.

Why it works: Because even though you announce your intent, he’ll never believe you’d do it. Except for Larry, Moe, and Curly, people don’t expect their subordinates to throw hard objects at their faces.


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