31 January 2006

Mother Goosed

The latest “chain e-mail” to cross my computer is this list, which started as a Washington Post contest of evil titles for kids’ books. (Of course, I couldn’t resist joining the fun.)

* Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

* Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

* All Dogs Go to Hell

* Bi-Curious George

* What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

* Katy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

* Some Kittens Can Fly!

Buck Sergeant Skip's suggestions:

* It Burns When I Pee, Charlie Brown!

* Why Grandma’s Not Moving

* See Dick Stiffen

* The Princess and the Pill

* Don’t Stop Feeding the Fish!

* Horton Blows a Who

* Hell: Where Little Kids Go Who Don’t Brush Their Teeth

* How the Grinch Knocked Over the 7-Eleven

* Charlie and the Fudge Tunnel

* The Emperor’s New Hos


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