29 December 2005

10 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym

1. 50 varieties of B.O.
2. Naked women…in the shower next door…that you can’t see.
3. Hairy guys with fake tans
4. Having to look at your sorry ass from every imaginable angle
5. Having to sit/lie in other people’s sweat.
6. Fat guys grunting
7. Muscleheads have horrible taste in music.
8. You say Snickers. They say Nature Bar.
9. Every guy wants to know what you’re benching.
10. Every woman sees what you’re benching.

from the 5/14 CAV Medical Troop


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